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Are you Enginner, Don’t think like this

Friday, September 26th, 2008

Engineer... An electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a software engineer are riding in a car when the car stalls by the side of the road. The electrical engineer says "Let's strip down the wiring and try to trace where the fault might have occurred." The chemical engineer says " ...

Are computers males or females?

Saturday, July 19th, 2008

TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE: 5. They're heavily dependent on external tools and equipment. 4. They periodically cut you off right when you think you've established a network connection. 3. They'll usually do what you ask them to do, but they won't do more than they have to and they won't think ...

Nepali Hell

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, 'What do they do here?' He is told, 'First they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you ...

WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?

Monday, June 30th, 2008

A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead: "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week." The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak ...

Laugh for sometime

Sunday, June 8th, 2008

A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption: Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD, After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY Three FASTEST ...

Problems with my new Computer

Monday, June 2nd, 2008

 This letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft  Subject: Problems with my new Computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.  There is a button 'Start' but there is ...