Archive for June, 2008

WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?

Monday, June 30th, 2008

A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead: "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week." The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak ...

What is the motive??

Saturday, June 28th, 2008

Read this question, come up with an answer and then go to the bottom of the post for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has got it right. A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a ...

New Nepal

Sunday, June 22nd, 2008

I am very much curious about the so called NEW NEPAL by political parties. I want to write some of the interesting incident happening in Nepal to move towards NEW NEPAL. Forest minister Matrika Yadav's New Justice System. In each democratic country there are different legal bodies, constitutional body to punish the ...

HOW FRIENDSHIP BREAK??

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

BOTH FRIENDS WILL THINK OTHER IS BUSY AND WILL NOT CONTACT THINKING IT MAY BE DISTURBING AS TIME PASSES BOTH WILL THINK LET OTHER CONTACT AFTER THAT EACH WILL THINK WHY I SHOULD CONTACT FIRST? HERE YOUR LOVE WILL BE CONVERTED TO HATE FINALLY WITHOUT CONTACT THE MEMORY BECOMES WEAK THEY ...

Lessons in Logic

Sunday, June 15th, 2008

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. ......................................................................... I was born intelligent - education ruined me. ......................................................................... Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice? ......................................................................... If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the ...

Laugh for sometime

Sunday, June 8th, 2008

A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption: Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD, After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY Three FASTEST ...