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Problems with my new Computer

June 2nd, 2008 | by admin |

 This letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

 Subject: Problems with my new Computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

 There is a button ‘Start’ but there is no ‘Stop’ button. We request you to check this. 

  • We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu. One of my friends clicked ‘Run’ he ran up to Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to ‘Sit’, so that we can click that by sitting.
  •  One doubt is whether any ‘Re-scooter’ is available in system? I find only ‘Re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home
  •  There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘Find’ button, but were unable to trace. Please rectify this problem
  •  My child learnt ‘Microsoft Word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft Sentence’, so when you will provide that?
  •  I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon, which shows ‘My Computer’: when you will provide the remaining items
  • It is surprising that windows say ‘My Pictures’ but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that
  • There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE’ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME’ since I use the PC at home only.
  • You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents’?
  • You provide ‘My Network Places’. For God shake please do not provide ‘My Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

  Regards,

 Banta                                                                                                                       

Forwarded e-mail by hari 

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