Laugh for sometime

June 8th, 2008 | by admin |
  1. A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
  2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:
    Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD, After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
  3. Three FASTEST means of Communication:
    1. Tele-Phone
    2. Tele-Vision
    3. Tell to Woman
    Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
  4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
  5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
    Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
    Moral: BE SPECIFIC
  6. Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest.
    They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says: we should KILL him.
    Ant 2 says: No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says: No, we will just throw him away from our path.
    Ant 4 says: No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
  7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
    If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
  8. Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE?
    Answer: On their MARRIAGE.
  9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and asks him to free you from Darkness.
    Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
  10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
    Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
  1. 5 Responses to “Laugh for sometime”

  2. By bNOthe on Jun 19, 2008 | Reply

    laast dami chha kta go ahead

  3. By Guddu on Jul 2, 2008 | Reply

    If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.MEANS??????? ni

  4. By nirmal Poudel on Oct 13, 2009 | Reply

    b coz u have given all the things for her there is no other things that u can enjoy in this beautiful world…….

  5. By nirmal Poudel on Oct 13, 2009 | Reply

    Hello Pramod dai I really found u are courageous and bold person in Ur life. May ur dreams comes true coz u r my brother. Also let u to think about me.Go on don’t become a hopeful person in ur simple failure. Take care this is ur brother from K.S.A byeeeeeeee

  6. By admin on Oct 15, 2009 | Reply

    Thanks nirmal Bro. Nice to see you on web.

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