Pramod Poudel’s Blog

Laugh for sometime

1. A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:
   Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD, After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
3. Three FASTEST means of Communication:
   1. Tele-Phone
   2. Tele-Vision
   3. Tell to Woman
   Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
   Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
   Moral: BE SPECIFIC
6. Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest.
   They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says: we should KILL him.
   Ant 2 says: No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says: No, we will just throw him away from our path.
   Ant 4 says: No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
   
7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
   If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
8. Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE?
   Answer: On their MARRIAGE.
9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and asks him to free you from Darkness.
   Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
    Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.