Are you Enginner, Don’t think like this

September 26th, 2008

Engineer… An electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a software engineer are riding in a car when the car stalls by the side of the road. The electrical engineer says “Let’s strip down the wiring and try to trace where the fault might have occurred.” The chemical engineer says ” Maybe the fuel has become [...]

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Mercantile sucks

September 2nd, 2008

From about 1 month. I make four call an average to mercantile a day for small change. I have to change the one .np domain name server. I have done it mercantile domain modification page before one month. But till now mercantile has not configured it. Domain is not still propagated. I called the webmaster [...]

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Are computers males or females?

July 19th, 2008

TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE:
5. They’re heavily dependent on external tools and equipment.
4. They periodically cut you off right when you think you’ve
established a network connection.
3. They’ll usually do what you ask them to do, but they won’t do more
than they have to and they won’t think of it on their own.
2. [...]

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Nepali Hell

July 17th, 2008

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, ‘What do they do here?’ He is told, ‘First they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails [...]

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Are you smarter than a 5th grader

July 14th, 2008

Today my friend Hari send me mail “kya aap panchhwe pass se tej hai”. It is really nice, please try to give answer for it. Many of them has not given the answer correctly.
Its very simple logic you can do it.
If
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5=?
Please think twice before scrolling.
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Answer=1
Remember the first line, 1=5.
Moral of the Problem:
Don’t complicate simple problems [...]

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WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?

June 30th, 2008

A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses’ wife instead:
“I’m afraid he died last week.” she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
“I told you” the wife replies, “he died last week.”
The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this [...]

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